I just realized my header image is really outdated. And by outdated I mean it’s a month too old. In internet years that’s like a century. I apologize for my tardiness. There have been moments where I realize that it needs to be updated and I make a mental note to myself which lasts about 3 seconds – literally. You think I’m being funny and dramatic but that’s the attention span I have these days.
I also just realized that instead of writing a post I could just open Illustrator® and Photoshop® and in the same amount of time whip up a new header image and be done with it. Instead I am composing pointless paragraphs when I really should be in bed getting beauty sleep. Trust me, I need it these days. Some people look totally fine while sleep-deprived (I hate those people) but I have these awesome, hereditary dark-circles under my eyes that are especially prominent if I get less than 9 hours of sleep each night. Of course, I always get less than 9 hours of sleep. Who has time to sleep for 9 hours!?
Anyway, I think I was talking about my header image and then got sidetracked which is what happens when I’m a little delirious with fatigue. That would also explain why I’m writing about a header image in the first place which must be the most boring topic I could possibly come up with, yet I felt it was necessary to write about it and, at the same time, also felt that someone out there might actually want to read about such a dull and pointless topic.
I’m sorry, I don’t mean to waste your time, you are far more important to me than that, dear reader. Really, the very idea that other people are still reading at this point in an otherwise absurd post is quite touching. It is because of you that I continue to write. Without readers my words are nothing. You might argue otherwise and say that it’s good therapy or that somehow my words alter the course of the universe like the draft of butterfly wings but I think that’s all crap. Not to belittle your thoughts on the matter, that’s just the way I personally feel. Readers are the ones listening when my tree falls in the forest. It is because of my readers that I do make a sound.
So, thank you. My deepest appreciation for your attention. Goodnight.